scratching

Don't know what to say :)

scratch my back

vay babanın gemüğüne!

Erlang

Hello Joe.

Hello Mike.

Hello Robert.

Hello Mike

Hello Joe.

Hello world :) 

woooo

Funny though :)

potential does not work at all

http://xkcd.com/987/

Title of the image = "The bunch of disadvantaged kids I was tutoring became too good at writing, and their essays were forcing me to confront painful existential questions, so I started trying to turn them on to drugs and crime instead."

autocorrect fail

when coding, listen this

did you ever worry that I'd come to depend on you...


Oh you'd better stop before you tear me all apart... 


ooh you'd better stop before coding :)

enlarge your monitor

I think in future spammers will send email like "Enlarge your monitor"

Funny though but Scott Hanselman advices to developers.

If you're a developer, you need to spend money on a great computer, an awesome monitor, a fantastic chair and a good bed. Start your software career by investing in your own ass.


https://plus.google.com/113698589973698283456/posts/DdJgU2hojDN

italian mafia software developer

Where is the project manager? :)

Visual Studio Achievements

http://blog.whiletrue.com/2011/01/what-if-visual-studio-had-achievements/

My achievements :)

Falling Down – Created a new SharePoint project

The Portal – Created a circular project dependency

The Multitasker – Have more than 50 source files open at the same time

Highway to Hell – Successfully created a WCF service

Rage Quit – ALT+F4 after a failed bug fix “Fine solution :)”

Warm Bath – Successfully consumed a non .NET SOAP web service

Old School – Defined more than 100 static objects

The Cloner – Copy-pasted more than 50 lines

I like that I wish VS gives us badges.